Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Names Have Been Changed to Protect The Innocent

There once was a mom who lived in a house.
To much horror and remorse she spotted a mouse.

She thought and she thought, how could this be?
There is no one possibly cleaner than me!

She glared at her neighbors and gave them a stare.
It must be one of them who caused this varmint, how dare!

Then she noticed the vacant house next door,
The grass and weeds, she could only abhor!

So she made a plan to put an end to the critters,
She mowed and she mowed until she had the jitters.

Once done she penned a note to the owner,
We have a need to get you a mower.

The mom would be glad to offer up her son,
To mow every week and get the job done.

But first you must pay, and pay us you must.
For we are no fools as we watch your house rust.

Yes you must pay us with cash in advance,
And maybe those mice will go elsewhere to dance.


Wilhelm-Busch-Muhle in Gottingen, Germany

Max and Moritz

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Anonymous said...

Great Poem- 100% girlie.
Cindy Mager-Clewis

Kimberly Petty said...

Your so witty! Very cute poem. Thanks for the giggle.

Nocona said...

Cute! Very Dr. Suesse, sounding. I could hear your voice like you were reading it to me.

mummyof5monsters said...

cute poem! we too have mice,i used to think they were so CUTE now i would just like them to get lost:)

Jenn said...

This is GREAT!!! You need to send this to MckMama in honor of her li'l mouse experience.

Thanks for stopping by my blog! To answer your question, I grew up in the DFW area, went to school in Nacogdoches (east TX) and then lived in the Houston area for 8 yrs before moving to Denver.

We're actually coming back to TX - SOOOOO excited! CO is great, but TX is the best!!!

Margaret said...

very clever writting

Tiaras and Tantrums said...

hee hee -

I'm always wondering when I will see one too!