Has someone wronged you this week that you are ready to set right? Has the rate of gasoline crept steadily higher and in turn emptied your pockets? Has the flu (Swine or otherwise) taken up residence inside your home? Has a stranger performed a random act of kindness and you were the recipient? Has your child's teacher told you how wonderful your child is and anticipates them one day being the president of the United States at a parent-teacher conference? Or maybe they told you they anticipate your child being the next Charlie Manson...whatever it may be write a letter to the person involved and let them know how you feel. Grab my button from the left sidebar and paste it on your post and link up at the bottom of this post. I can't wait to read you Letters of Intent! (Just so you know- I have a sub job today and won't be able to read your letters until tonight. But rest assured, I will read and comment!)
Dear Egg Donor/Incubator/Waste of Space,
I have spoken of you before on my blog. Once-very briefly I believe. I don't like to mention you often because that means I am giving you attention that you do not need or deserve. I refuse to spend my free time thinking about you.
However, today I am making an exception to my rule. Last week you stepped so far over the line that even I was shocked for a moment. But then I remembered who you really are and my shock turned to anger.
How anyone could feel so self-entitled and egocentric is beyond me. But you prove yourself to be that very person time and time again. So when I received a letter from the bank last week informing me that Josh's bank account was $100 negative I shouldn't have been so surprised. I mean really, of course you stole money from your own son's bank account. How could we expect anything more of you? Why wouldn't you steal from your son who is at college and has no source of income other than what he earned over the summer while working? Every parent does that, right? Right?
Um...no. Not every parent steals from their child. Maybe the isolated incident of the drug and/or alcohol addicts. Maybe the parents who's addiction has them so far gone. But that's not you. Your attitude is that everyone in the world owes you something. That because you birthed Josh then he owes you something. He owes you chores, emotional support, manual labor...money.
*sigh* Once again, you have proven yourself to be an abomination that Josh has the "privilege" of having to say that you are his mother. It's crazy that society is required to get a license before owning a gun, getting married, hunting, fishing- but any psychopathic schmuck can be a parent.
From,
The woman who is constantly having to pick up the pieces after you blow threw in hurricane force winds.
